What Are Some Of The Dumbest Beliefs JW's Have?

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  • A.Fenderson
    A.Fenderson

    That black people could possibly become white through prayer.

    New one on me, care to elaborate?

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Frequent_Fader_Miles

    "new light"

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    A.Fenderson, regarding the Watchtower Society's past attitudes towards "people of color" [and their watered-down, present-day versions....] check out this thread: http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/176598/1/Did-the-WT-ever-show-prejudice-against-black-people

    and especially the posts by MadGiant and Cameo-D...

    Zid

  • A.Fenderson
    A.Fenderson

    Thanks for the link, Zid. Wow. Wow. It becomes more apparent to me all the time why the WTS is so emphatic that old light be disregarded and essentially even made taboo--it would take a special kind of insanity to know about all these idioctic stances and failed predictions and still believe that the WTS is getting this shit from God instead of their own asses.

  • serenitynow!
    serenitynow!

    Things I thought were dumb:

    All prophecies have modern day fulfillment to FDS.

    144,000 is a literal number that was somehow not filled until the 30s- but apparently still isn't filled because even more are partaking now.

    No one was serving God before CT Russell came along.

    Miracle Wheat

    Beth Sarim

    Can't question FDS, elders, or any male in the org.

    Anything about any medical matters, esp blood.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    The Ships of Kittim in Daniel were British Warships off Cyprus in World War 1

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    ***

    dpchap.15pp.261-267TheRivalKingsEnterthe20thCentury

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    THE

    KINGBECOMES“DEJECTED”INA

    WAR

    10

    “At the time appointed he [the king of the north] will go back,” the angel foretold, “and he will actually come against the south; but it will not prove to be at the last the same as at the first.” (Daniel 11:29) God’s “time appointed” to end Gentile domination of the earth came in 1914 when he set up the heavenly Kingdom. On June 28 of that year, Austrian Archduke Francis Ferdinand and his wife were assassinated by a Serbian terrorist in Sarajevo, Bosnia. That was the spark that touched off World War I.

    11

    Kaiser Wilhelm urged Austria-Hungary to retaliate against Serbia. Assured of German support, Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia on July 28, 1914. But Russia came to Serbia’s aid. When Germany declared war on Russia, France (an ally in the Triple Entente) gave support to Russia. Germany then declared war on France. To make Paris more readily accessible, Germany invaded Belgium, whose neutrality had been guaranteed by Britain. So Britain declared war on Germany. Other nations became involved, and Italy switched sides. During the war, Britain made Egypt her protectorate in order to prevent the king of the north from cutting off the Suez Canal and invading Egypt, the ancient land of the king of the south.

    12

    “Despite the size and strength of the Allies,” says TheWorldBookEncyclopedia, “Germany seemed close to winning the war.” In previous conflicts between the two kings, the Roman Empire, as king of the north, had consistently been victorious. But this time, ‘things were not the same as at the first.’ The king of the north lost the war. Giving the reason for this, the angel said: “There will certainly come against him the ships of Kittim, and he will have to become dejected.” (Daniel 11:30a) What were “the ships of Kittim”?

    13

    In Daniel’s time Kittim was Cyprus. Early in the first world war, Cyprus was annexed by Britain. Moreover, according to TheZondervanPictorialEncyclopediaoftheBible, the name Kittim “is extended to include the W[est] in general, but esp[ecially] the seafaring W[est].” The NewInternationalVersion renders the expression “ships of Kittim” as “ships of the western coastlands.” During the first world war, the ships of Kittim proved to be mainly the ships of Britain, lying off the western coast of Europe.

    14

    As the war dragged on, the British Navy was strengthened by more ships of Kittim. On May 7, 1915, the German submarine U-20 sank the civilian liner Lusitania off the southern coast of Ireland. Among the dead were 128 Americans. Later, Germany extended submarine warfare into the Atlantic. Subsequently, on April 6, 1917, U.S. President Woodrow Wilson declared war on Germany. Augmented by U.S. warships and troops, the king of the south—now the Anglo-American World Power—was fully at war with its rival king.

    Just cant make this shit up

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    Under assault by the Anglo-American World Power, the king of the north became “dejected” and conceded defeat in November 1918. Wilhelm II fled into exile in the Netherlands, and Germany became a republic. But the king of the north was not yet finished.THEKINGACTS

    “EFFECTIVELY”

    16

    “He [the king of the north] will actually go back and hurl denunciations against the holy covenant and act effectively; and he will have to go back and will give consideration to those leaving the holy covenant.” (Daniel 11:30b) So prophesied the angel, and so it proved to be.

    17

    After the war ended, in 1918, the victorious Allies imposed a punitive peace treaty on Germany. The German people found the terms of the treaty harsh, and the new republic was weak from the start. Germany staggered for some years in extreme distress and experienced the Great Depression that ultimately left six million unemployed. By the early 1930’s, conditions were ripe for the rise of Adolf Hitler. He became chancellor in January 1933 and the following year assumed the presidency of what the Nazis called the Third Reich.

    18

    Immediately after coming to power, Hitler launched a vicious attack against “the holy covenant,” represented by the anointed brothers of Jesus Christ. (Matthew 25:40) In this he acted “effectively” against these loyal Christians, cruelly persecuting many of them. Hitler enjoyed economic and diplomatic successes, acting “effectively” in those fields also. In a few years, he made Germany a power to be reckoned with on the world scene.

    19

    Hitler gave “consideration to those leaving the holy covenant.” Who were these? Evidently, the leaders of Christendom, who claimed to have a covenant relationship with God but had ceased to be disciples of Jesus Christ. Hitler successfully called on “those leaving the holy covenant” for their support. For example, he made a concordat with the pope in Rome. In 1935, Hitler created the Ministry for Church Affairs. One of his goals was to bring Evangelical churches under state control.

    THE

    “ARMS”PROCEEDFROMTHE

    KING

    20

    Hitler soon went to war, as the angel had correctly foretold: “There will be arms that will stand up, proceeding from him; and they will actually profane the sanctuary, the fortress, and remove the constant feature.” (Daniel 11:31a) The “arms” were the military forces that the king of the north used in order to fight the king of the south in World War II. On September 1, 1939, Nazi “arms” invaded Poland. Two days later, Britain and France declared war on Germany in order to help Poland. Thus began World War II. Poland collapsed quickly, and soon thereafter, German forces occupied Denmark, Norway, the Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, and France. “At the end of 1941,” says TheWorldBookEncyclopedia, “Nazi Germany dominated the continent.”

    21

    Even though Germany and the Soviet Union had signed a Treaty of Friendship, Co-operation, and Demarcation, Hitler proceeded to invade Soviet territory on June 22, 1941. This action brought the Soviet Union to the side of Britain. The Soviet army put up strong resistance despite spectacular early advances of the German forces. On December 6, 1941, the German army actually suffered defeat at Moscow. The following day, Germany’s ally Japan bombed Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. Learning of this, Hitler told his aides: “Now it is impossible for us to lose the war.” On December 11 he rashly declared war on the United States. But he underestimated the strength of both the Soviet Union and the United States. With the Soviet army attacking from the east and British and American forces closing in from the west, the tide soon turned against Hitler. German forces began losing territory after territory. Following Hitler’s suicide, Germany surrendered to the Allies, on May 7, 1945.

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    “They [Nazi arms] will actually profane the sanctuary, the fortress, and remove the constant feature,” said the angel. In ancient Judah the sanctuary was part of the temple in Jerusalem. However, when the Jews rejected Jesus, Jehovah rejected them and their temple. (Matthew 23:37–24:2) Since the first century C.E., Jehovah’s temple has actually been a spiritual one, with its holy of holies in the heavens and with a spiritual courtyard on earth, in which the anointed brothers of Jesus, the High Priest, serve. From the 1930’s onward, the “great crowd” have worshiped in association with the anointed remnant and are therefore said to serve ‘in God’s temple.’ (Revelation 7:9, 15; 11:1, 2; Hebrews 9:11, 12, 24) In lands under his control, the king of the north profaned the earthly courtyard of the temple by relentlessly persecuting the anointed remnant and their companions. So severe was the persecution that “the constant feature”—the public sacrifice of praise to Jehovah’s name—was removed. (Hebrews 13:15) Despite horrible suffering, however, faithful anointed Christians together with the “other sheep” kept on preaching during World War II.—John 10:16.
  • TTWSYF
    TTWSYF

    How about

    the men of Sodom will be resurrected [Watchtower July 1879 pg 7-8]

    the men of Sodom will not be resurrected [Watchtower 1 June 1952 338]

    the men of Sodom will be resurrected [Watchtower 1 Aug 1965 479]

    the men of Sodom will not be resurrected [Watchtower 1 June 1988 30-31]

    the men of Sodom will.........

    dc

  • TTWSYF
    TTWSYF

    someone's playing with the light switch....

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