Just write something completely goofy!

by awildflower 75 Replies latest jw friends

  • awildflower
    awildflower

    So funny MB, thanks for that

  • donny
    donny

    This is an actual "note" that was sent to our Field Engineers a few years ago.

    Wire Assembly update.

    You will notice the left bracket for the right centrifuge located just below the upper left wire assembly above the power supply. This wire assembly untimately connects to the lower module next to the center bracket of the upper left centrifuge. Do not confuse these assemblies! Make sure the right assembly is connected to left centrifuge. A mismatch will result in failure of both assemblies and you will have to return it to the center for a replacement.

    Donny

  • VIII
    VIII

    Poopsiecakes, that was the funniest thing I've read since I got my last Watchtower!!

    And it was all true!!

  • awildflower
    awildflower

    Donny, .

  • TardNFeatheredJW
    TardNFeatheredJW

    How's this for goofy:

    "Send your fiance packing, he's not spiritual. Don't worry about the 8 children, Jehovah will provide."

  • brainwashed-from-birth
    brainwashed-from-birth

    3 funniest words in English language.

    MONKEY

    ZIPPER

    CHAINSAW

    per the 4 year old little boy I babysitt.

    I think he is a genius

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    Mythbuster: This book doesn't work. I've tried the "praying" method to get a new Porsche 996 delivered but to no avail.

    Myth busted!

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    "The friar, on fire with desire, was ire with the buyer who forgot to hire the liar. But the choir from the shire tried to inspire the friar by eating an Oscar Meyer tire and a wire cut by plyers."

    LOL, I actually wrote that piece of silliness back in high school.

  • awildflower
    awildflower

    I'm "Inspired"

  • four candles
    four candles

    And you can see them there,
    On Sunday morning
    They stand up and sing about
    what it's like up there
    They call it paradise
    I don't know why
    You call someplace paradise,
    kiss it goodbye

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