I've often wondered how JW men supply a semen sample when required by a doctor. Is there any counsel given on that?
"Youth book" said 97% of teenagers Masturbate...but none of them are Witnesses! Is this unrealistic?
by Witness 007 60 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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SirNose586
I remember being asked, before I was appointed MS, if there were any secret sins to confess. They asked me "if I had a problem with masturbation."
I honestly answered, "No."
I never had a problem with it; I just did it and went about my day!
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TardNFeatheredJW
There was a guy in my old hall in kutztown whose father was an elder, brother an ms. This dude (a reg pioneer) would sit in the back of the hall while we were both doing mics, and he would pretend to beat off the mic boom. I was always worried I would get caught chuckling as he did this.
On a side note, I used to love setting off a really smelly silent fart while working mics, and just glaring at some innocent person like it was someone who did it.
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Think About It
I've often wondered how JW men supply a semen sample when required by a doctor. Is there any counsel given on that?
That's easy.
When they ask you if you would like a magazine, you just ask for a copy of the "Awake".
Think About It
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Dogpatch
I went the entire 8 years as a dub without stroking it.
Which was a bad idea, because after 6 years it just fell off and died.
Randy
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spawn
It.s hard to believe when the Borg is full of "Wankers"
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Elsewhere
Today I saw a news article that stated that 1/3rd of women admit to watching porn.
I quickly concluded that 2/3rd's of women are liars.
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,26703954-23272,00.html
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Heaven
That's easy.
When they ask you if you would like a magazine, you just ask for a copy of the "Awake".
Ok, making a mental note here... "Awake" spelled without the exclamation mark is code for Penthouse. Gotcha!
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jamiebowers
I went the entire 8 years as a dub without stroking it.
Which was a bad idea, because after 6 years it just fell off and died.
Randy
LOL, Randy!
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Think About It
Just wondering......do JW men have a higher rate of prostate cancer than the general population?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAc5ITtNHZE
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