Who's the best JWN liar? I'll start -- "we shun you cuz we love you"

by Fatfreek 34 Replies latest jw friends

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  LostGeneration

  Here is a good one, right from JW media:

  http://jw-media.org/aboutjw/article32.htm#saved

  Do you believe that you are the only ones who will be saved?

  No. Many millions who have lived in centuries past and who were not Jehovah’s Witnesses will come back in a resurrection and have an opportunity for life. Many now living may yet take a stand for truth and righteousness before God’s time of judgment, and they will gain salvation. Moreover, Jesus said that we should not be judging one another. Humans look at the outward appearance; God looks at the heart. He sees accurately and judges mercifully. God has committed judgment into Jesus’ hands, not ours.—Matthew 7:1-5; John 5:22, 27.

  Love how they reference Jesus saying "we should not be judging one another" What a whopper....
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  moshe

  There are no automatic sanctions from the KH for any JW who accepts a blood transfusion.
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  mrsjones5

  We do not tell our members not to go to the authorities to report a possible case of molestation and no we've never disfellowshipped anyone for doing so.
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  KingDavidwasframed

  "We are appointed by Holy Spirit"

  And to quote the great Jon Lovitz as the Pathological Liar "Yeahhh! That's the ticket! And my wife Morgan Fairchild agrees with it too - Yeahhh! That's the ticket!"
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  Casper

  We miss you at the meetings...
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  Sour Grapes

  We give gifts all year long.

  We did not say the end was coming in 1975.

  The end is near.

  Sour Grapes
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  Farkel

  "Elders are part of Jehovah's LOVING arrangement."

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  Farkel
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  moshe

  We don't take up collections at KH's and membership is free.
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  dgp

  "The organization's is God's mouthpiece on Earth"
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  crazyblondeb

  that linda was a great person, who trevor loved very much!