Happified? More like "blah-ified".
Good News to Make You Happified
by Farkel 46 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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shamus100
Funny... that's exactley how the awake! magazines sounded. Explain problems in detail, then have a few happified paragraphs detailing the end of the system of things (tm).
Farkel, you used to write for them, didn't you?
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kurtbethel
Indeed, it is one great unified happified final solution.
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TD
Maybe they could extend that solution into a special series for young people:
Can't stop touching yourself?
Solution: Worldwide Genocide
Can't make real friends?
Solution: Worldwide Genocide
Wondering what to do after high school?
Solution: Worldwide Genocide
Having wet dreams?
Solution: Worldwide Genocide
Can't agree with your parents on entertainment?
Solution: Worldwide Genocide
etc.
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Butterflyleia85
Genocide is the deliberate and systematic destruction, in whole or in part, of an ethnic, racial, religious, or national group. (wikipedia.org)
I guess I been out in a while what is genocide again...
and umm I think they just say "Armageddon will come and God will rule and solve all the problems with the paradise earth"
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kurtbethel
Amazing. Evidently, happifying oneself can be a no no.
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rebel8
ROFL
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TD
Butterfly:
and umm I think they just say "Armageddon will come and God will rule and solve all the problems with the paradise earth"
The death of 99.9% of humanity makes evil humans like HItler, Stalin and Pol pot look like pikers. What other word besides genocide would be appropriate?
"On Satan’s side will be all the rest of mankind, more than 99.9 percent, even as we read: "The whole world is lying in the power of the wicked one." That includes all the governments of the world together with their supporters, the commercial, religious and social institutions. Even the professedly Christian organizations? Yes, because all such that are friends of the world are making themselves enemies of God"
"For anyone to forsake the organized congregation of those who are destined to survive Armageddon means for that one never to get past Armageddon into the New World and its theocratic system. Like Noah’s family, we must now get into the ark all together!"
"So each one of you undedicated persons has today the same freedom to choose, a choice of life or death. If you deliberately refuse to dedicate yourself to Jehovah God in this judgment day of his in which we now are living, your life will end at Armageddon, if not before, as a condemned sinner without right to life and even without hope of a resurrection."
"Do not think that one can believe whatever he likes so long as he leads a good life, or that doctrinal differences do not really matter. That is a fatal error. It is just that distinction that makes all the difference between one’s surviving Armageddon and one’s perishing along with the old world."
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palmtree67
Oh, my, TD!!!
That does sound "happy"......
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paul from cleveland
Isn't your disagreement with the Bible, not the Witnesses? The Bible is where it says that the road to destruction is wide and many are on that road. Jehovah's done it before, in Noah's time... who's to say he won't do it again?