Good News to Make You Happified

by Farkel 46 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff
    JWs are the most happifiedest people in the world, you know.

    If happidiedest/happified = "intellectually pickled", then yeah, they are happified.

    Wicked funny Farkel!

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    This is what it's all about for JW's. A simple, easy to grasp answer for all those pesky problems! No muss, no fuss. Makes them the smartest people in the crowd with minimum effort (but maximum committment) . Meanwhile, the best years of their lives are slipping away like sand through the hourglass. Waiting for that train.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    gregor,

    :Meanwhile, the best years of their lives are slipping away like sand through the hourglass. Waiting for that train.

    That makes me very sadified.

    Farkel

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    I'm bumping this thread up because it has stayed in my mind and made me laugh ever since I read it. So true! Brilliant. I don't want any newbies to miss this one.

  • Zordino
    Zordino

    FARKEL, That is Sooo Hilarious because its True. I've read a Lot of your Old Posts and I think you're Brilliant Dude.

  • Quandry
    Quandry

    Problem: Incontinence

    Solution: Worldwide Genocide

    Happified to know this, it's starting to be a problem

    (But I don't want anyone to die so that it will go away)

  • rocketman
    rocketman

    Good catch Jimmy Page...I had missed this one initially, and I'm happified that you bumped it up!

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