Things I learned at the 2009 DC !!!

by tresdecu 46 Replies latest jw friends

  • Finally-Free

    on the doorstep of the great tribulation..."

    I remember hearing that 26 years ago. It must be one hell of a wide doorstep.


  • rebel8

    For Shamus--you've heard of lolcats. Here's loljesus:

  • shamus100

    Very nice, Rebel. Thanks, god bless you!

  • gubberningbody

    It seems to me that the solution to being on the "doorstep of the great tribulation" is to just walk around the back, hop the fence and Voila! Paradise AT LAST!!

    Who's with me?

    LETS GOOOO!!!!

  • insearchoftruth

    Like the solution gubberingbody....

  • halcyon

    What I always hated was that if you sat like a good little witness through the whole session and didn't get up to use the bathroom during the sessions like the "weaker" people did, you'd race to the bathroom after the session and find that the cleaners had raced too and beat you. CLOSED FOR CLEANING. Use your heads, people, give us at least 20 minutes before closing off the bathrooms after the sessions!!! But nooo, they all had to get home quick.

  • FlyingHighNow

    This sounds like they might have to break out to kool aid soon. Because we all know it's not going to happen, the great trib. So what does the gov bod tell them then? I am praying that something will stumble my siblings at the convention.

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