If you twist your finger slowly and steadily, it will eventually pop from its joint--like the sound of opening a beer bottle--and the skin will slowly tear and peel from your knuckle, eventually severing behind your wrist.
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John Doe
And if you haven't passed out from the pain, watching catfish in a pond tear into the finger is quite an interesting experience.
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John Doe
It's a mutually beneficial truce to atone for the popularity of Long John Silvers.
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John Doe
Costa Rica, Maine, and Massachusets, are mainly filled with dunces and douches. But if you are thinking, of pigs in a hex, you'd best go get on, a big lime green jet.
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John Doe
Smooth sailing is often on a windless sea.
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John Doe
Blue green tastes like seals to me.
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John Doe
The cost of living is rarely less than you want to pay.
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John Doe
I saw a bra hanging from a door face the other day, and thought to myself, "How intersting! There's some knickers on a knocker!"