You will spend an average of 4.67 years of your life reading pointless statistics.
Facts:
by John Doe 47 Replies latest jw friends
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John Doe
A billion seconds from now you will likely be past retirement age.
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SacrificialLoon
Fact: Lemurs are conspiring against you.
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John Doe
If you were to eviscerate your small intestine, stretch it out end to end, and hold it next to a ruler, you would have one big damned mess.
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John Doe
The crux of the matter is not that you are wrong, it is that I am unquestioningly right.
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SacrificialLoon
Fact: In the future paintings of Wesley Crusher on velvet will be considered high art.
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Elsewhere
The average human only lives about 28,000 days.
How did you spend this day?
Yesterday I bought a fresh hot thin crust Pizza Inn pepperoni and black olive pizza and ate it with a cold beer.
Mmmmmmmmmm. That's the kind of thing that makes life worth living.
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John Doe
The average human penis is 5 inches long. The average jackass penis is substantially longer. Think of that the next time you insult someone.
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Elsewhere
I'm one hell of a Jackass.
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shamus100
A bear don't crap in the woods if it's really a dog.