Facts:

by John Doe 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    You will spend an average of 4.67 years of your life reading pointless statistics.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    A billion seconds from now you will likely be past retirement age.

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    Fact: Lemurs are conspiring against you.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    If you were to eviscerate your small intestine, stretch it out end to end, and hold it next to a ruler, you would have one big damned mess.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    The crux of the matter is not that you are wrong, it is that I am unquestioningly right.

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    Fact: In the future paintings of Wesley Crusher on velvet will be considered high art.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    The average human only lives about 28,000 days.

    How did you spend this day?

    Yesterday I bought a fresh hot thin crust Pizza Inn pepperoni and black olive pizza and ate it with a cold beer.

    Mmmmmmmmmm. That's the kind of thing that makes life worth living.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    The average human penis is 5 inches long. The average jackass penis is substantially longer. Think of that the next time you insult someone.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    I'm one hell of a Jackass.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    A bear don't crap in the woods if it's really a dog.

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