Flushing the toilet is overrated.
Facts:
by John Doe 47 Replies latest jw friends
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SacrificialLoon
TERRIBLE! If you own that, you're a dweeb. Sorry. Are you serious about the coffee comment?
Well I was being sarcastic about the velvet Wesley, and I'm 99.9% sure that beks was too.
The coffee thing? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak
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John Doe
Flowers smell like death.
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John Doe
I've often wondered why we rate intelligence based upon arses.
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John Doe
To catch a cold, you must run really fast in the rain.
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John Doe
In an ideal world, society would only recognize three colors--blue, green, and red.
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John Doe
Muck, duck, firetruck, luck, stuck, rook, cook, truck, buck, schmuck, and suck, are interesting words.
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John Doe
Extracting candy from babies is much easier with ear muffs and an ipod.
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John Doe
Security fences don't keep prisoners in--they keep honest, hardworking patriots out.
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John Doe
A catatonic haze is not infrequently undesireable.