Facts:

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  • John Doe
    John Doe

    For all affirmative posts there exists an unequal but opposite disaffirmative thought in the minds of the unenlightened.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I never contradict myself, except for when I do.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Few people can "stomach" the thought of cannibalism, yet society lives upon the backs of its fellow man and feeds on the deaths of those who buy an ideological security with their lives.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Only idiots play chicken with trains.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    If something feels too slick, it's not.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I wonder, can fish drown?

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".

    The first beaver ever seen on televison was on the toilet.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    If you cut your finger, you shouldn't shove it somewhere where it might get infected.

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    The real name of Astro (the dog fromThe Jetsons) is "Tralfaz" -- his real owner appeared one day to claim him but wound up giving him back to the Jetsons.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I will not live to be a 100 years of age, for I do not wish to live 50 years in 100, but rather, I wish to live 100 years in 50.

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