Facts:

by John Doe 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    In the future paintings of Wesley Crusher on velvet will be considered high art.

    Ohhhh I'm so glad I held on to it!!! Engage.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Tell Wesley to fluck off.

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    Fact: One day someone thought "I bet coffee made from these beans in this animal poop here would be pretty darn good."

    that's a real fact.

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon
    Ohhhh I'm so glad I held on to it!!! Engage.

    So you are the proud owner of this.

    Well done!

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    TERRIBLE! If you own that, you're a dweeb. Sorry.

    Are you serious about the coffee comment?

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Dogs really aren't interested in what your butt crack smells like--they're just trying to make you feel good.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Umbrellas are not practical for cyclists.

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    Fact!:

    On average a person produces half a liter of fart gas a day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    The average person remembers nothing from "The Gong Show" other than the gong sound.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    The average person never thinks of the double entendre in Woody Woodpecker.

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