by DoomVoyager 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • Twitch

    Bring it on then! Lets get it over with already,... See you in hell ;)

  • jamiebowers

    Bring it on then! Lets get it over with already,... See you in hell ;) I'll be throwing a party. All my friends will be there!

  • Honesty

    If you think the kingdom halls were full of speculashun yesterday as the Jay Dub Ya rumor mill gained momentum over $5 a gallon gas prices just wait until Tuesday night at the Book Study.

  • DoomVoyager

    Yeah, all those crevices are going to make getting around a real pain for all the dubs who survive. All you want to do is pick your way through the mountains of rotting babies to scrounge out a bag of milk from the ruins of the convenience store, and there's a giant bottomless pit of death opened up outside your house! Sheesh!

  • Bendrr

    So Armageddon is going to start because the stock market took a major dump?

    And Babylon the Great will be turned on and destroyed because their churches all get forclosed on?

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    Now just leaving the bodies to wrought on the ground and let the birds feed off the carcases is just not nice

    especially in plain view of the children,....... that Jehober is one cruel God

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    "So, I don't have to pay my credit card and power bill since the Great Tribulation is finally here?" -- I ask my folks that when they get in the "big A zone". They remember 1975, and quickly hedge their bets that maybe GT isn't reallllly here yet.

  • DoomVoyager

    An excellent question, Billy. Let's all turn our bibles to Revelation 14:20.

    "And the winepress was trodden outside the city, and blood came out of the winepress as high up as the bridles of the horses, for a distance of a thousand six hundred furlongs."

    Since we'll all be swimming in blood up to our necks, wearing red clothing will obviously be practical. Wait a minute... won't all the blood just drain into the giant cravasses in the ground? And if not then wouldn't all the evil apostates just be able to swim up out of the cracks?

  • zagor

    Interesting type of Armageddon, hitting mainly US of A.... how typical

  • mustang
    putting 2 and 3 together himself...

    Still getting 4... hmmmp; who was said that if you keep doing the same thing, why expect different results?


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