so is there anything I dont know about JW's yet?

by still_in74 38 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • still_in74

    Ok, so after over a year on JWD and countless hours of reading and online research. Is there anything about the JW's I dont know yet??

    • 607BCE
    • Freemason - Not a freemason
    • 1799, 1874, 1876, 1881, 1919, 1914, 1915, 1918, 1920, 1925, 1927, 1931, 1935, 1942, 1975, 1995, 2007
    • blood and fractions
    • Ray Franz and Barb Anderson
    • Rutherford an alcoholic sleeping all day and up all night in his mansion in San Diego
    • Millions now living are dead
    • FDS an illustration not a description
    • Rutherford had an affair
    • Russel a pyramidologist
    • pedophile cases
    • UN - NGO
    • Jehovah lives in the Plaedies
    • Rutherford bullying way to president via legal loop holes
    • each president dismisses teachings of former president
    • generation teaching changing 5 times
    • beth sarim

    anything else?????

  • asilentone

    Theocratic warfare

  • Jeremy C
    Jeremy C

    You have forgoten to credit the Watchtower with some of it's other significant intellectual contributions to Christian theology:

    1. Two door vehicles are a sign of independent thinking and spiritual drowsiness.
    2. Seat saving habits at conventions are a significant measure of one's relationship with God.
    3. Saying "gosh", "gee", and "heck" is tantamount to profanity.
    4. God is going to cause the eyes and tongues of non-Jehovah's Witnesses to rot and fall out at Armageddon.
    5. If you go to college, you will probably end up as a promiscuous cocaine-using atheist.
    6. Reading the Watchtower and Awake magazines will give a person the equivlalent of a four-year university education.
  • garybuss

    Does the president of the Watch Tower Society have to be baptized as a Jehovah's Witness?

    What's you're answer?

  • RubaDub

    The One Towel Rule

    Rub a Dub

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    Aluminum cookware is evil.

    Leeches are not to be used by Christians (JWs) for theraputic purposes.

    Denim and Devil both start with "De" and have the same number of letters. Therefore Denim should be avoided by those wishing to be examplary. (OK, I'm exagerating just a smidge on the denim, but not much.)

    Elders who are capable of keeping their mouths shut for 5 years can do the nasty, not confess it for 5 years, confess it and continue serving. Soooo, if Jehovah has apparently forgiven them, why even bother telling the other elders? Yeah, just keep it quiet. Why should elders play by the same rules as the unwashed R & F?

    Sodom & Gomorrah victims to be resurrected? YES/NO/YES/NO/YES/NO/YES/NO

    "Apostates" are not a monolithic, unified group lurking behind every tree waiting to swoop down on unsuspecting dubs.


  • Mickey mouse
    Mickey mouse

    LOL, when you put it all together like that it reads like the plot from a David Lynch film. All it lacks is some midgets.

  • cameo-d
    LOL, when you put it all together like that it reads like the plot from a David Lynch film. All it lacks is some midgets.


    Mickey, you are the ticket!

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    The annointed share in the redemption of mankind: Jesus is not alone on the cross. (The ever popular "mystery doctrine," as in "The Finished Mystery" and "Then is Finished the Mystery of God.").

    In addition to crawling into bed with the UN, the WTB&TS has not hesitated to join with televangelists in arguing against US tax law. They have also joined with The Church of Scientology to influence European lawmakers.

  • sf

    Jehovah's Witnesses Lose Case & Pay Huge Fine For Polluting Pond, Where Did The Money Come From?


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