by Witness 007 52 Replies latest jw experiences
On your fist date, be sure to tell her that you're NOT going to have sex with her that night.
She'll spend the first half of the date wondering why you don't want to sleep with her, then she'll spend that second half of the date trying to get down your pants.
You wrote: Gary.... Leaving wasn't his idea, it was hers..
That changes everything. If I were single today, I'd hire a housekeeper and a hooker. Both are honest relationships. If I want companionship, I'd get a dog.
If I were single today, I'd hire a housekeeper and a hooker. Both are honest relationships. If I want companionship, I'd get a dog.
I completely agree.
Women like compliments. Say something like, "You are a fine looking heifer. How about getting out of them big drawers?"
"You are a fine looking heifer. How about getting out of them big drawers?"
Very true, never forget to give backhanded compliments.
Yeah listen to those two "experts" and you'll get a backhand! LOL
That changes everything. If I were single today, I'd hire a housekeeper and a hooker. Both are honest relationships. If I want companionship, I'd get a dog.
Gregor, THAT was funny.
Witness 007,
Just take your time.
Make sure you are stable living by yourself first.
Don't use women as temporary distractions.
Try to seek meaningful relationships.
Keep it simple
Think about what kind of relationship you want to have in the long-term.
Don't overdose on the girls in their early 20's....
Maybe be single for awhile.....
Laugh at Gary's comments!
Sweetstuff that was hilarious.
Of course this brings me to my favorite come-back line to Elders wishing to interview you for 'fornication.'
"But Brother So-and-So, It's only pre-marital sex if you're planning on getting married. I was just having plain old SEX."
