Name Certain Things JWs Can't Do

by minimus 85 Replies latest jw friends

  • sweetstuff

    Enjoy oral sex in their marriages without a truckload of guilt.

  • Kinjiro

    say GOD Bless or "SALUD" (means basically health to you when somebody sneezes)...

  • Anti-Christ

    When my parent's were down and out and they took advantage of government food that was distributed in a church, we went in one.

    I always thought that was ironic, you would have to go to another religion to get help. We use to receive the guignollée, it's a food basket they give to the poor on christmas in Quebec, we received one every year for 3 years because we were the poorest family in the small town we lived in. My dad made sure we didn't tell any one in the cong. Every body knew we were dirt poor, and only one family help us.

    Now to answer the original question. Posting on JWD. Martial arts. Extreem sports. Kamasutra.

  • minimus

    Can't have friends unless they are good Jehovah's Witnesses. (You see, just because one is a Witness, it doesn't automatically mean they're good association).

  • undercover

    Men can't have beards/long hair

    Women can't wear short skirts/dresses

  • sweetstuff

    I don't know about all of you but this is a great reminder why its good to be us. We can now do what we want, be who we are and have no little dictators in the congregation judge and deliver crime and punishment for our choices.

  • minimus

    Longggggg dresses with a slit to the knee is a no-no too.

  • undercover

    I never understood the slit to the knee deal...

    Most sisters wore their dresses to the knee, so you could see their knees anyway. Why was it so bad to have a sister wear a full length skirt with a slit to the height of where the other sisters dresses came to?

    Low cut tops or too tight tops/dresses are also out. In fact any kind of clothing that lets you notice the female form is pretty much out.

    I remember when I was a teenager and some sisters I knew wore sundresses to the assembly. Oh, the horror!! Exposed shoulders and arms...we can't have that! A series of committee meetings ensued when everyone got back to their home congregations and the sisters...teenage sisters...were privately reproved for their scandalous behavior.

  • jaguarbass

    They cant make sense when talking about God.

  • WTWizard

    Disagree with the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger in any way, even if they can prove otherwise from the Bible.

    Sleep in on weekends (there is always field circus and boasting sessions).

    Have any fun without getting hounded.

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