Name Certain Things JWs Can't Do (page 5)

minimus

JWs can't date unless they are ready for marriage and the person being asked out on a date might be a possible marriage mate.

When the "world" hears this stuff, they think we're making it up!

Dorktacular

They can't kiss a fart and paint it red.

sweetstuff

007, I believe you are incorrect. There are some dextrous ones that can "pull this off". (pardon the pun).

He is incorrect, I know of at least one person who could, if they wanted to. Trying to remove that mental image from my mind now.

minimus

I've seen it on the evil internet.

The internet has it all.

sweetstuff

I've seen it on the evil internet.
The internet has it all.

I don't wanna see that, lol. I'll pass!

undercover

There are some dextrous ones that can "pull this off".

Did you ever see the movie "Clerks"? The two main characters got into an argument on trying to do that. One baited the other into admitting that he had tried it. And then they mentioned a friend who broke his neck while trying...

saywhat29

Yeah I saw that too- dude was 'gifted'

Hmm. They cannot save their loved ones in the nick of time if all the poor soul needs is a transfusion.

karen96

If you are a sister, you cannot correct a brother, even when he is saying the stupidest dumb a$$ thing in front of the whole congregation!

karen

minimus

Karen, fine comment but we're talking about other things now.

Only kidding.

Galileo

Masturbate (I know it's been mentioned already, but, I mean, DAMN!)

Name Certain Things JWs Can't Do

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