Spiritual food = Dub grub....whadayathink???

by Alpaca 45 Replies latest jw friends

  • Alpaca
    Alpaca

    [email protected],

    You know the scene all too well. Funny, funny, funny....

    Now get back to work on your school shit. You haven't got time for this....

    Cheers,

    Alex

  • sweet pea
    sweet pea

    Dub-cub - a wee bambino JW.

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    OverDub - an overseer

    Jayhawker - a Dub in field circus hawking literature

    Dubble trouble - when two elders show up at your door for a shepherding call

    Judgemental Committee

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    OverDub - an overseer Jayhawker - a Dub in field circus

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead
    Now get back to work on your school shit. You haven't got time for this....

    Taking a break.. I'm back to the books tomorrow and I'm off work Wed to finish writing up my thesis...

    "Dubby-Hubby" - An exJW woman's mindcontrolled believing mate

    "Dub-Flubber" - The extra weight around the middle that most dubs gain from walking too slow and riding around in a car all day, since bodily devotion ain't worth anything....

    "Dub-Troub[le]" - If you have this, ask your name to be added to the national "Do Not Preach" registry

    BTW, has anyone ever complained about the name of the Awake! magazine? How can you have an adjective as the title of a mag? Does that make sense?

  • Gopher
    Gopher
    BTW, has anyone ever complained about the name of the Awake! magazine? How can you have an adjective as the title of a mag? Does that make sense?

    AWAKE is also a verb.

    Either way, the magazine's title is a misnomer.

  • MidwichCuckoo
    MidwichCuckoo

    DUB TUB - where unsuspecting minors are dunked, unwittingly forming a lifelong binding contract with the BOrg.

  • Fadeout
    Fadeout

    Dub Shrub- Plants depicted in the Paradise drawrings

    Dub Bug- Recording device smuggled into a Judicial Committee

    Dub Tub- Any JW counseled for gluttony

    Dub Chug- What the men do every time their wives turn their back for a second

    Dub Shrug- Physical dub reaction that accompanies utterance of the phrase, "Well, we just have to wait on Jehovah."

    Dubblethink- What enables dubs to forget about 1975, 1914 generation, etc.

    Dubblespeak- Favorite phrases of the WT, including but not limited to: "are we not moved," "such ones," "are we not grateful," "murmurers," "are we not appreciative," "how thrilling!", "are we not overjoyed," "it is to be regretted," and "are we not determined".

    Dub Cud- Regurgitated sayings such as "where else can we go?" "where did you hear that?" and "Armageddon is so close."

  • AnnOMaly
    AnnOMaly

    Dub Plug - Advert on the back pages of the literature. Or when boasting about how wonderful the org is.

    Dub Drub - harsh counsel.

    Dub Hubbub - the sound made by the Dub Club after a Big Announcement.

  • ataloa
    ataloa

    Lots of good ones!

    Dub Scrub (brainwashing)

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