Dawg... is it #3, "Gaining Victory over the World"?
Starts out "As we move ahead triumphant In Jehovah’s strength and might, Many vict’ries he does grant us In the warfare that is right."
And by the end of the second verse we've progressed to "God Jehovah does the fighting; Fire from him his foes devours."
My contenders for worst lyrics include those that are morally appalling as well as those that are just terrible artistically.
Song 8: "Theocratic order they must all obey, And remain united, loyalty display."
Song 91: "keep in step with present truth" (I refused to sing this line for years)
Song 15: "Yes, ev’ry day we will say, To God our Maker, “Thanks!”" (Always struck me as funny, I picture a guy glancing up to heaven and giving a thumbs-up before going on his way)
Song 18: "In God’s favor we do bask." (So much for mock humility)
Song 38: "To God’s loyal congregation, We too will show loyalty, Give it our steadfast allegiance, Even in adversity. Faithfully we’ll guard its int’rests, Never let them suffer harm; Should we see that they are threatened, We will quickly sound alarm." (Don't forget to spy on each other)
Song 51: "Your slave, so faithful and discreet, Helps us know what is wise and meet, Feeds us with nourishment when due, Thus strengthens us your will to do." (Bleh)
Song 95: "To grow in this goodness, just what can we do? Engage in much study, field service, pray’r too."
Song 145: "O what example Jehovah our King, Has by his long-suff’ring shown! Though he’s endured much reproach, murmuring, He has never weary grown. He was so patient with Israel of old, E’en as with all humankind." (So I guess we're just looking the other way on all the smiting, huh?)
Most awkward lyric nominees:
Song 18: "With heartfelt joy much fruitage we now reap." (Say it ten times fast)
Song 23: "Life’s darksome night, filled with much fright" (Just dumb)
Song 39: "What tho' the great red dragon, Assails God’s army small" (Huh?)
Song 59: "There are Satan and his demons, And the snares of fallen flesh, And this world’s materialism; How they would our feet enmesh!" (the music on "Satan and his demons" just does not go along with the subject matter... additional penalty point for using "enmesh")
Song 61: "But who was the One that overthrew their hosts, That they perished ignominiously?" (I love how the congregation still screws this one up after singing it for their entire lives)
Song 62: "By using each occasion giv’n To imitate our God in heav’n." (No dumber rhyme has ever been devised... sounds even worse than it looks)
Song 68: "Robbed he had been on the way." (I swear half these songs were written by Yoda)
I could go on but I'd have to read the other 2/3rds of the songbook....