Worst Kingdom Melody lyrics- your votes?

by JimmyPage 74 Replies latest jw friends

  • isaacaustin

    Great, now I'm gonna have those songs stuck in my head. It doesnt matter how long you've been away. A few lyrics from a Kingdom Melody brings it all back.

    The God of true propheceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee still hurts my ears to this day.

    Well, the WT god is surely not a God of true prophecy...as a simple look at their track record reveals.

  • jookbeard

    Lets watch how we walk and watch how we talk ,,,,,,La la lala la la la!

    And thus be strong in every way............

  • aSphereisnotaCircle

    From house....to house

    From door.....o door

    While the music goes, plink-plink.....plink-plink.......plink-plink

  • dinah

    Y'all STOPPIT! I had somehow put the "house to house" song outta my mind. Thanks for that one.

    Now I've gotta go play The Stones really LOUD. Hey! It's therapy.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Our Circut Oversear got a tape from Africa of a cong. singing very well, so he had us sing the brothers one verse, and then Sister next verse and then TOGETHER....I wanted to yell dude our singing is crap because we are not black!

  • Peppermint

    There's a group of Welsh witnesses that tour the UK. Singing Kingdom melodies. They hired a private hall near a congregation I know recently and sung praises to Jehovah - For donations.

  • truthseeker

    Make the "Troof" Your Own

    We're Jehovah's Witnesses

    Youth - Precious Gifts From God

  • R.Crusoe

    Peppermint - are you joking ?

    'What shall we bring..... ?'

    Is this to the general public or just JWs?

  • Hortensia

    I've been out a long time, don't remember them very well. I remember the one about women was insulting, and the Lazarus one was sooooo slooooow, and depressing. And the Hawaiian one was too lilting, it sounded like a satire on Hawaiian music. Firm and determined in this time of the end - a march? And from house to house, from door to door, yucko. It sounds as though you all have new songs I never heard. Molested bees? Who could sing that without laughing?

  • dawg

    WTF? Is it Asian night at the Apollo? Can't you find some melodies that aren't sung by off key Asians? I remember one night my Vietnamese friend asked me to go to a Vietnamese bar on Karaoke night, you all must do this if you need the laugh of your lives.

    Next, Jimmy Page, you SOB, what the hell? I thought you liked good music?

    Last, I need some help... what was the song that started off happy as a stoned goat and ended with Jehovah destroying everyone in a great big ball of flames? It sucked, sucked you hear me! Someone please for the love of God, give me a link so I can hear that disgusting song one more time and laugh my ass off!

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