when is armagaedon coming

by bimfy 52 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • bimfy
    bimfy

    Our great teacher, please tell me when the end is coming. I have been waiting to tell everyone the great news, that i will live in paradise, and they will simply die, and that includes there kids.

    I love all JWs

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    It already came and passed. 70,ce. Be happy, living in this paradise;)

    S

  • dinah
    dinah

    Nope, Satanus, it'll be here in two or three years. So get your butt out in field service. The end is just around the corner!!!!

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    Last I heard, it is coming soon.

    Rub a Dub

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    We are in the last seconds of the last minutes of the last hours of the last of the last days.
    Other than that, you might have a long wait.

  • bimfy
    bimfy

    Oh thanks for that, when paradise comes round, i want a five bedroomed house, 2 jacuzzis and a pet lion, oh and the wife wants a camel.

    I have prayed and prayed

    jehovah bless you all (if you are a JW that is)

    regardd

    Bimfy

  • Mary
    Mary

    It's right around the corner.....We reeeeeeally, really mean it this time!!

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    how i pray for the tribulation

    with pure delighted anticipation

    so armaggedon will come at last

    and move from future tense to past

    amen

  • Awakened07
    Awakened07

    Hey - let's do some "Armageddon's so close" jokes!

    "Armageddon's sooo close!

    -How close is it?

    It's soooo close, it makes Donny and Marie seem unrelated in comparison."

    Your turn.

  • bimfy
    bimfy

    mary jehovah loves you. But you must join us, spread the word, you seem anti JW, i will pray you come around.

    regards

    Bimfy

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