by cognac 50 Replies latest jw friends
Lately, I've been "sluttin' it up" at my meetings just to see how long it takes for someone to say something. I wore one of my sluttiest outfits to the memorial; spagghetti-strap tank top, showing lots of back and chest, short skirt showing lots of leg, and these platforms:
Look at that playboy insignia!
To my shock, I got the most compliments on this outfit, and no one said anything negative
Of course, my buddy suggests I should lay low since no one knows how I really feel about the dubs...
The men should wear an imposing codpiece!
I got something.
How about, you pull out some knitting or crocheting....what? you can listen and do needle work at the same time.
lisa
Short skirts an no nickers are essential and you can even run it to a democratic vote to see if more brothers are for or against!
With the summer months coming ladies, a nice transparent sun dress , yellow preferably, or white, and a black thong underneath....Oh, and a nice broad sun hat, black....You are guaranteed to get all the horny elders loking and all of their wives complaining....
NMG
Why don't you go to the next meeting dressed as a man?
While I was still an elder, but thinking for myself, I wore the most interesting ties.
I mean, I had a tie on so how could they bash me for that. Well, some of the "sisters"
actually said things about my choices. "You don't actually think it is okay to be on the
platform in that, do you?" These are similar to the ties I wore:
Yes, and you could wear a Grinch necktie at Christmastime. Doctrinally impeccable, and yet...
GentlyFeral
How about, you pull out some knitting or crocheting....what? you can listen and do needle work at the same time.
I'm with Lisa on this one. I always wondered about this but since I learn to knit I haven't gone back to the meetings. ( hmmm I wonder if there is a connection there) And I'm not about about to go back to the meetings just to find outwhat they'd say. So someone who is in needs to do it, for me.
Having your meeting bag embroidered with "On the Internet at www.watchtower.com"
Rub a Dub
