Things to wear at mtg that will raise eyebrows but won't get you into 2...

by cognac 50 Replies latest jw friends

  • cognac

    much trouble... Or, things to do at the mtg that will raise eyebrows but won't get you into to much trouble.

    I've been thinking about this since I still go. I'm surprised at how much a person can get away with if they are in a hall that they have no family in that particular kingdom hall...

    At the memorial I put on so much dark eye make-up I was shocked my husband didn't say anything walking out the door. Instead, I got compliments, lol, not exactly what I planned on...

    One of my friends who faded went to the memorial and she had a pretty low cut shirt on. Nobody said anything...

    I was thinking of wearing my speghetti strap dress during the summer... That's a big no-no...

    I also sit with hubby when he's doing sound... I wonder what they would do if I sat with him while he did attendance... lol

    Ok, so what other ideas do you guys have?

  • Casper

    How about a big beautiful hat.........then sit up front where those behind you can't see around you...

    Good Luck...


  • momzcrazy

    Animal prints. Long pencil skirts with pretty high slits, maybe just above the knee so when you sit down it raises even more. Tons of jewelry. Sitting in the ladies room talking during meeting. Going outside to talk on your cell phone. Giggling at the Sunday speaker. Commenting just above a whisper about people on the stage.


  • Samuel Thorsen
    Samuel Thorsen

    Try a Watchtower tatoo on your arm. Who'll catch the irony?

  • cognac

    Maybe I should just go outside for a walk during the meeting...

    Or, better yet, sit out back, leave after the song and come back 5 minutes before it ends, lol

    (Especially on Tues nights- American Idol is on)

  • jgnat


    Sudoku. Hubby begs for me to leave it at home now.

    Play games on your cell phone or palm.

  • oompa

    Dang might get me to come to your hall!!!.................oompa

  • cognac
    Dang might get me to come to your hall!!!.................oompa

    THAT WOULD BE SOOOOOO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two apostates in 1 kh.... Imagine the ruckus we could cause, lol!!!

  • cognac

    Oompa, if you came to my hall u could be hubby and my study and then u could raise your hand and give all kinds of apostate comments, lol...

  • jgnat

    I'm convinced there's a few closet "apostates" in every congregation. Barring that, you've got yourself an "unbelieving mate", or a few lapsed relatives. My latest pastime is to locate the "untouchables" (and yes, their dress is a dead giveaway) and chat them up. It's funny because where the Witness would normally interject (trying to convert me so to speak), they can't bear to associate with the person I'm talking to.

    So far, I'm sticking to safe subjects, like "How are you enjoying yourself so far?" and so on. But I usually pay some complement on their independence and intelligence.

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