Anal, oral, shaved, oil.......i love it all the time!
Quirky1
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Anal, oral, shaved, oil.......i love it all the time!
Quirky1
QUIRKY 1- It kind of freaks me out answering about anal, oral, oil, and shaving - while looking at the dog in your avatar holding a bird in it's mouth ! LOL! Gives me kind of an creepy feeling ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper
Sex? Yes please!
i love it, i once held a very priveliged position which made me very popular with the ladies, i reckon i have had sex with at least 500 different women, but that is past, i have changed now, and am happy single. BTW i am NOT joking.
Marge and myself belong to the Springfield swingers club, the girls like to bounce on top of me because of my flabby waistline, but thats OK
BLACK PEARL- I bet you slice your lucky lady up to shreds with that debonair Johnny Depp avatar ! LOL! Tell me, does she sharpen your sword nicely ?
APPLE JUICE- Jesus Christ ! You had 500 women ? You say you are " happy single " ? Were you " unhappy " doing 500 women ? Is there any satisfying you ? You must be Wilt Chamberlain's younger brother !
HOMEROVAH- Oh well Homer. With the girls bouncing off the flabby waistline - at least there's lots of movement and friction ! LOL! Peace out, Mr. Flipper
Flipper,
That's not a bird it is a rabbit, I was celebrating Easter!
Quirky1
QUIRKY ONE - That is funny ! Your dog is celebrating Easter - he's eating a rabbit , and I imagine you are eating something else ? LOL! Peace out, Mr. Flipper
I tried it once and I didn't like it! Just kidddddding.
Golf
GOLF 2 - Now I know you are joking. Golfers love sex ! I'm a golfer who does ! " Hole in 1 " ! if ya know what I mean ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper