The Pecking Order of Jehovah's Witnesses

by minimus 27 Replies latest jw friends

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  shell69

  gb clique..

  Bethel clique...

  Elders clique...

  wanna be elder/ ms clique...

  nothing.

  That just about summs it up

  Shell
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  greendawn

  I soon became very disappointed with the dub organisation and didn't want to contribute to it or promote it in any way so I was in the margins until I left.
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  Scully

  Scully, how can you be smart and have no penis????

  Apparently I needed a bigger place to store my brain... like between my ears instead of between my legs.
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  zarco

  Service Department,
  
  Writing Department,
  
  Governing Body,
  
  Wealthy JWs,
  
  Branch Committee,
  
  Bethlites,
  
  Traveling Overseers,
  
  Pioneers,
  
  Then the rest of Congregation with the poor, widows and orphans not being cared for.
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  Outaservice

  All on the same 'plane'? Yes, it's possible! You're talking about an 'airplane', right?

  Outaservice
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  Honesty

  EVERYONE is on the same plane, right?????

  That's right...

  Some are riding First Class

  Some are riding Coach Class

  Some are riding Economy Class

  Some are riding No Class
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  Scully

  Service Department,
  
  Writing Department,
  
  Governing Body,
  
  Wealthy JWs,
  
  Branch Committee,
  
  Bethlites,
  
  Traveling Overseers,
  
  Pioneers,
  
  Then the rest of Congregation with the poor, widows and orphans not being cared for.

  You forgot the Legal Department at the top of your Org Chart.
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  zarco

  Indeed - how can I forget the Legal Department. They had the power to make the blood issue go away - you can have pizza by the slice just not the whole pizza at once......
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  OnTheWayOut

  Everyone is on the same plane.

  Ha Ha Ha. Yeah, right. There is one way, they are all on the same plane.
  They are all greatly disappointed on their deathbed, and are greatly fooled.

  

  Seriously, that's a funny thread, Min.
  There aren't too many folks giving a green handshake to local pioneers and publishers.
  Not too many folks are bowing to the "sisters" at the hall.
  Russell used the pyramid to prove his doctrine, and the organization is a big pyramid today.
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  zarco

  And Freddie should be on the org chart - but where to put him depends on if he is dead or alive:)