ATTN: Sign Language Jezebels! Get those hats back on! (BOE letter)

by BFD 45 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • JK666
    JK666

    The stupid just keep getting stupider. Has nothing to do with the light spectrum.

    JK

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    Oh, I know! The light spectrum: psychodelics. They smoke something and then pick doctrine out of the shape of the smoke and how the walls melt.

  • JWdaughter
    JWdaughter

    Oh, for Christ's sake!

    Jesus had his FEET washed with the HAIR of a sinful woman, but a decent woman can't PRAY w/o a headcovering??? JWs are not the only religion freaky on this subject. (shakes uncovered head ruefully)

  • Scully
    Scully

    Teddy:

    Does your rectum ache from all the stupidity you keep pulling out of it?

    Love, Scully

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    Scully, You crack me up!

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Since the wt loves to take quotes from other sources out of context, I've decided I've got a new hobby.

    My first try is below. What do you think?

    "Must Christian women wear a head covering when giving oral?"

  • minimus
    minimus

    Scully "cracks" you up when she talks about "asses".

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    That is exactly what I meant! She "cracked" me up, hahahahaha!! Where are the emoticons????? Stupid thing...hmmm...who do I blame...

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    ROTFLMAO @ rebel8:

    "Must Christian women wear a head covering when giving oral?"

    That is HILARIOUS!!!

    I've gotta put it in context for future reference along with a little use of the Bold button. Here goes.

    "Must Christian women wear a head covering when giving oral or sign-language translation of Bible discourses or when publicly reading the paragraphs from a Bible study aid that is being used at a congregation meeting? No. "

    Here's how the WT would do it in the Creation book:

    "Must Christian women wear a head covering when giving oral ... ? No. "

    I can't believe I missed that. Best laugh I've had in quite a while. Thanks.

    Open Mind

  • Kudra
    Kudra

    Fxxx. Them.


    btw, BFD, are you an elder?? You just describe yourself as so FLAMING that it seems like you would not be "used" for "privledges"...

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