Shouldn't you be at the Kingdom Hall this morning?
Sitting and listening like a good girl?
Go in service.
Always read the Watchtower and Awake.
Always comment at the meetings.
Always make lunch for the circuit overseer and his bitch wife.
Never have improper sexual relations with your husband.
Do all that and concentrate on getting into the Paradise.
Once there, "the former things will not be called to mind".