Ask Jehovah anything you'd like...

by nvrgnbk 75 Replies latest jw friends

  • JK666
    JK666

    Do you really like Ted Jaracz? All of us down here think he's an a$$hole!

  • serotonin_wraith
    serotonin_wraith

    Why do you hate homosexuality so much, when you've made animals that are homosexual (and yet haven't fallen)?

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    Sad emo wrote: "God says - when are you humans going to do something about it? He's given you enough resources to play with! ....... Better to light a candle than sit and curse the darkness an' all that nvr!"





    But maybe I'm out of line here. I didn't know you spoke for God.



  • PEC
    PEC

    Why are so many people just big assholes?

    Philip

  • serotonin_wraith
    serotonin_wraith

    Why did you stop the Tower of Babel being built, yet you didn't stop spaceships soaring up past the highest buildings and into space itself?

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    Where do you go to the bathroom up there and when it thunders down here is that you just passing gas ?

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    why did you make it so painful for women to have their period
    Why do you hate homosexuality so much, when you've made animals that are homosexual (and yet haven't fallen)?

    Why are so many people just big assholes?

    Philip

    Wow, people.

    You all read my mind.

    LOL!

    Love those questions.

    Jehovah will be with you shortly, to answer those questions...or, to smite your blasphemous asses!

    Just kidding, Jehovah!

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    I haven't talked to god for many years. I quit talking to him after being ignored for my whole life.

    If you see him ask him how he is and tell him I am just fine.

  • Twitch
    Twitch

    "Why don't you come down here and say that?"

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee

    Dear Jehobah Gawd,

    Please, tell us how it has come to pass that there are more horse's asses in the world than there are horses?

    Love ya, Almighty,

    BB

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