real questions from the readers

by bigdreaux 62 Replies latest jw friends

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    at Bigdreaux.

    Isn't it wonderful that we can turn to Watchtower publications for answers to ALL life's questions? That way we don't need to make sure of all things, we have the WT Society to do it for us. We don't have to be mature ones who through use have their perceptive powers trained. NO - we have the WT Society to perceive how to decide everything that will keep us morally clean and fit for survival into God's righteous new world.

    Now, I wonder if they have any article about Kingdom Hall bathroom standards -- specifically whether the toilet paper should go OVER or UNDER the roll? We NEED to know, so as to stay in unity with our worldwide brotherhood.

    Does anybody have a reference to help me answer this pressing question?

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    National Geographic had a great article on the subject:

    http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0501/feature1/index.html

  • deaconbluez
    deaconbluez

    I'd like to see real questions from readers, such as:

    "Dear GB,

    Why did you DF me for finding out about your association with the UN?

    Sincerely,

    Confused in California"

    haha

    I think I'll cover this question in the next "Questions From Readers".

  • deaconbluez
    deaconbluez

    I'd like to see real questions from readers, such as:

    "Dear GB,

    Why did you DF me for finding out about your association with the UN?

    Sincerely,

    Confused in California"

    haha

    I think I'll cover this question in the next "Questions From Readers".

  • Dragonlady76
    Dragonlady76

    Talk about control! Jeez

    <---Must have a latte every morning.

  • Dragonlady76
    Dragonlady76
    specifically whether the toilet paper should go OVER or UNDER the roll?

    It goes over the roll.

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    dragonlady, we all know under the roll is the only way true christians have their t.p. i think we need a judicial commitee to discuss this satanic practice of putting t.p. over the roll. can you meet us in the back room. oh, and ignore all the publications pre-1995, they are all null and void.

  • Gopher
    Gopher
    we all know under the roll is the only way true christians have their t.p.

    This gives a whole new twist to the phrase "holy rollers"

  • dawg
    dawg

    You can drink caffene but you shouldn't do it while having oral sex with your wife.

    JUst kidding, but do you guys remember when they had a ruling on oral sex among married couples?

  • dawg
    dawg

    You can drink caffene but you shouldn't do it while having oral sex with your wife.

    JUst kidding, but do you guys remember when they had a ruling on oral sex among married couples?

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