Question for Singles: Tired of hearing the "F" word?

by Elsewhere 45 Replies latest jw friends

  • mzliz
    mzliz

    Nosferatu, how do you know so much about the ladies?

  • hillbilly
    hillbilly

    Dave...just tell 'em you know me. And don't tell about bathing in gas to get Gulf oil off yourself at the first meeting.

    No charge, Bro.......

    ~Hill

  • GetBusyLiving
    GetBusyLiving

    I'm probably going to get heat for saying this.. but I think it might help to just have a booty call on the side to get you through the dry spell and get you out of the Little Brother Syndrome (LBS) that could be leading to this dreaded "friend" label. A Piece Of Ass On The Side (APOAOTS) will give you a sexual confidence and calm your nerves when approaching and talking to prospective dates. Just make sure the POAOTS realizes that the gig is just about sex and is cool with that.

    GBL

  • new boy
    new boy

    HAY ALFALFA

    What do you expect?

    Your a 5 ft. kid with big ears and frickles!

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu
    Nosferatu, how do you know so much about the ladies?

    I dated enough of them :)

    A Piece Of Ass On The Side (APOAOTS)

    Otherwise known as a "f+*k buddy"

  • darth frosty
    darth frosty

    From the 40 year old virgin 'quit putting the [email protected]$$% on a pedestal.'

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