If you could be a Bible character....

OpenFireGlass

I guess I will be one of the high priests that burned the "incense" at the temple. Maybe I can find out what they were smoking too!
ohhh, i can tell ya!
can you guess who i might be?
fokyc

I'm going to be David with Bathsheba!
fokyc
IP_SEC

Mephibosheth
Sailor Ripley

Holden Caulfield, oh wait. How about Lot? He, like Holden, had a lot of craziness going on.
blondie

Why fool around with the small fry.......I'd be God and move to another universe.
Blondie
Dustin

Hmmm.. I would be Jesus. Since I would (according to the Jehovah cult) no longer need Jehovah for life support, I would join up with Satan and overthrow that piece of crap god. Then I would betray Satan, and rule the whole universe myself.