If you could be a Bible character....

Fleshybirdfodder

I'd be Babylon the Great. Always looked like she was having a good time seducing kings of the earth and getting hammered off of holy peoples' blood whilst bronco riding that multiheaded, horned furry cat thing. What about you?
FBF
slimboyfat

Well that's a bit of a no brainer!
p.s. is King Solomon taken already?
Slim
crazyblondeb

Hmmmm,
Virgin Mary or Jezabel???
I'd pick Jezabel, more fun!!
Fleshybirdfodder

You'd wanna be the virgin Mary? Yeah, I'd definitely go the Jezebel route. Just make sure you pack a parachute.
FBF
slimboyfat

Don't believe the propaganda - Mary had her fun too!
minimus

Adam----when he realized he just sinned.
in a new york bethel minute

I'd be Babylon the Great.
you can't pick babylon the great because she wasn't a bible character per se. she was an adulterous image which was the perfect prescription to a needed description of what false relgion would be in our day. if you are gonna pick a harlot, you have to pick a real harlot. not some chick john drew up in his head while he was high on hallucinagens. try again buddy.
i'd pick ba'al
Fleshybirdfodder

Fair enough bethel, but your god has bowel problems. Always on the privy and such.
FBF
new boy

Well since I now believe in reincarnation....................I found out that I WAS A BIBLE CHARCTER!
But I'm really too embarrassed to tell you who he was.
One clue I was "one of the twelve"
Legolas

I would be Mary Magdalene.....She did it with jesus, so she couldn't have been that bad!