Watchtower Parody Page - Funny? Stupid? You bet! (Well, stupid...)

by AlmostAtheist 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    You may be sick of seeing these, but I'm not sick of making them! I hope you enjoy reading it even a tiny fraction as much as I enjoyed making it...

    (All links go to the same place, except the "search")

    URL = http://thebentinel.com/watchtower4.html

  • Scully
    Scully

    Coffee Breaks - Enjoyable, Refreshing, and Sinful!

    Are you one of the very, very few spiritually weak publishers that take coffee breaks in Field Service? Learn how to overcome this filthy habit in this article.

    I can just see the article now:

    "In partnership with Tim Hortons, Dunkin Donuts, and Krispy Kreme locations offering drive-thru services all over North America, feel free to enjoy coffee during field service, rather than interrupting our neighbour-pestering life-saving work to indulge in the self-sparing ritual of coffee breaks!"

    Great job, as usual, Dave! (scores 5 out of possible 5 cups of coffee!)

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    Excellent Dave, and so much nearer the truth than their official website.

  • lonelysheep
    lonelysheep

    Funny!

  • freetosee
    freetosee

    Very good!

  • rebel8
  • Amber Rose
    Amber Rose

    I love it!

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    i always enjoy your stuff!!! brilliant

    i like the free home lobotomy offer LMAO

  • gordon d
    gordon d

    NIICCCCEEEE....LMAO!
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  • Backed away
    Backed away

    Brilliant!

    Screaming at Apostates topic..

    You bet it is! It doesn't count as "talking", so you're still shunning them, while expressing your 'righteous indignation' over their choices that conflict with yours

    Very well done, I always referred to the Watchtower as the original MAD magazine.

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