Is God a Comedian?

OUTLAW

..God created us..To fart?..Why?..We`ve got to get rid of gas somehow..What does he give us to do it with?..A tiny friggin hole!..In our bum..???..He knew that was gonna make some noise..Did he think that was funny?..God made beautifully fragrant flowers,you think he could have done a better job with the fart.But no,that had to be funny too..First comes a noise that would raise the dead,then an odor that would put them back in the grave..None of it makes any sense,unless your a comedian...OUTLAW

Stephanus

He made cats - I find them pretty amusing.

Q: Why did God make farts smell?

A: So deaf people could enjoy 'em too.

OUTLAW

Steph..LOL!!..That is sooooooo bad!...OUTLAW

crazyblondeb

That's why when god created man, she was only joking!!!!!

Frannie Banannie

Yep, Outlaw. I can't imagine any creator-type allowing for belly buttons with which to gather lint and butts that jiggle, either, unless they have a sense of humor.

BizzyBee

Obviously, He just doesn't give a flying fig about us..........................either that or He's never been in a yoga class after having fruit for breakfast..............

freetosee

TopHat

In Isaiah 44 is a passage in the scriptures that had me laughing:

12 The blacksmith takes a tool
and works with it in the coals;
he shapes an idol with hammers,
he forges it with the might of his arm.
He gets hungry and loses his strength;
he drinks no water and grows faint.

13 The carpenter measures with a line
and makes an outline with a marker;
he roughs it out with chisels
and marks it with compasses.
He shapes it in the form of man,
of man in all his glory,
that it may dwell in a shrine.

14 He cut down cedars,
or perhaps took a cypress or oak.
He let it grow among the trees of the forest,
or planted a pine, and the rain made it grow.

15 It is man's fuel for burning;
some of it he takes and warms himself,
he kindles a fire and bakes bread.
But he also fashions a god and worships it;
he makes an idol and bows down to it.

16 Half of the wood he burns in the fire;
over it he prepares his meal,
he roasts his meat and eats his fill.
He also warms himself and says,
"Ah! I am warm; I see the fire."

17 From the rest he makes a god, his idol;
he bows down to it and worships.
He prays to it and says,
"Save me; you are my god."

18 They know nothing, they understand nothing;
their eyes are plastered over so they cannot see,
and their minds closed so they cannot understand.

19 No one stops to think,
no one has the knowledge or understanding to say,
"Half of it I used for fuel;
I even baked bread over its coals,
I roasted meat and I ate.
Shall I make a detestable thing from what is left?
Shall I bow down to a block of wood?"

20 He feeds on ashes, a deluded heart misleads him;
he cannot save himself, or say,
"Is not this thing in my right hand a lie?"

myelaine

to whom it may concern...

even if He is...He is also very serious...there is a time and a place for everything...

I wish I could find the "place" in the Scriptures where He said...woe to the man who says...I was only joking (the Book:somewhere)

love michelle

hambeak

I love the fart analogy and the one for deaf folks too rotfl lmao

Is God a Comedian?

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