What's The Dumbest JW Belief?

by minimus 66 Replies latest jw friends

  • xjwms
    xjwms

    How much time you put in field service

    measures your spirituality

    .

  • 24k
    24k

    That oral sex, between a man and his wife, is a homosexual act, and therfore scripturally prohibited. One of the more regrettable doctrinal rulings ever promulgated by the watchtower.

  • Genesis
    Genesis

    That apostasy is not cool ! edited to add : masturbation leading to homosexuality.

  • xjwms
    xjwms

    sspo:

    I told a brother..."the end is around the corner"

    He ran down to the end of the block to take a look.

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  • minimus
    minimus

    The faithful & discreet slave "class" is dumb...All the "classes" are stoopid.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    The Dumbest?..The WBT$ speaks for God...OUTLAW

  • under_believer
    under_believer

    It's so hard to pick just one, so I won't--here are my top two choices:
    1) God wants Christians to go door-to-door in business suits offering free home bible studies and literature to people.
    2) There are two classes of Christians: 144,000 anointed ones who go to heaven, and a great crowd of other sheep who will inherit a paradise Earth.

  • Gordy
    Gordy

    Believing that the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society is Gods organisation.

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    They are all dumb, but some, like the blood doctrine, are dumber than others.

  • Kudra
    Kudra

    **That god gives two craps about dubs

    -Dismembered**

    Ha! that's good.

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