HOLY COW!
Seems to me with all that she has to do.. she has far too much time on her hands! My guess is that she was so bored at the meetings, that is where she probably was inspired! LOLOLO
Sincerely,
Lady Liberty
If this doesn't scream mind control, nothing will
by restrangled 64 Replies latest jw friends
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Mary
Here's a more realistic poem/prayer that Witnesses should say before each and every meeting:
Now I sit me down to study
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty;
If I should die before we're through;
That's one less paragraph I'll have to do.
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Siddhashunyata
Rap song.
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restrangled
Watch the skirts and watch the shirts.
plus Internet browsing is verbotten.
Independent thinking, is where Satan lurks.
We are Gods Mouthpiece, have you forgotten?
MORE VERY BAD POETRY
ADD YOURS!
r.
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SirNose586
Rules, rules, rules, and more rules. Poor thing. Kid-A's poem was the bomb, so was Mary's.
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Lady Liberty
Watch the skirts and watch the shirts.
plus Internet browsing is verbotten.
Independent thinking, is where Satan lurks.
We are Gods Mouthpiece, have you forgotten?
MORE VERY BAD POETRY
ADD YOURS!
r.
LOLOLO
L.L.
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tall penguin
"To get that "seven times" prophecy clear"
Ya, good luck with that.
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Good Girl or Bad Girl?
Now I sit me down to study
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty;
If I should die before we're through;
That's one less paragraph I'll have to do.
Awesome, Mary. That is very funny.
That poem very conveniently illustrated how CRAZY JW's are. Good job, little 15-year-old. I just hope that poor kid re-reads his/her poem a few years from now and sees how nuts it is... maybe this kid will help herself get out.. that'd be great! (That's sort of what happened to me: I wrote my friend a letter from class my senior year in high school about my teacher asking me in front of the class to define the word "cult". The point of the letter was what I defined cult as, and how proud of myself I was that I was able to show that Jehovah's Witnesses are not a cult. My friend sent that letter back to me last year. And OMG, my definition of a cult was actually describing the JW's to a tee! I was just blind to it as a kid. But it helped me later.)
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restrangled
Ok everyone, comic relief needed......please start adding your own poetry just for fun!
Some have started, lets keep it going.
Humor is always a cure all.
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Lilycurly
The poem kind of reminds of a horrible song I heard here once...You know that man who thought he had musical talent and recorded a guitar CD with JW songs for kids he invented. And there was one about all that they had to do, like stop playing to go to the meeting?