Somebody give us a Ted Jaracz update!!

by WTFBBQPWNT 105 Replies latest jw friends

  • sf
    sf

    Oh yea, this is rich. WHICH HOSPITAL IS HE AT? I'd love to take a drive. And my weekend is teenager-free!!! I'm all yours TED!!! I've got great bedside manor and I'll even turn your WT pages for ya!! LOL!!!!

    sKally

  • gumby
    gumby

    I'd offer to shine his nutsack for him but it's probably all mushy.

    Gumby

  • Moomin
    Moomin

    Gumby, that's really funny. I don't know what you mean by mushy though. - Like mushy peas?

  • Moomin
    Moomin

    I haven't been reading the whole thread but why would you offer to shine his nutsack anyway?

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    We sent an email to bethel the other day, inquiring of his well - being or otherwise.

    We didn't get a reply yet.

  • gumby
    gumby

    Moomin....."mushy" means like it would just fall apart like meat does in a crock pot. I'd shine the thing.....but then I'd poke it with a sharp stick for him being a mean lying asswipe.

    Gumby

  • Moomin
    Moomin

    eeerrrrrr that's gross. Can I come?

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    Mornin, you are a naughty girl.

  • morty
    morty

    Ya know, I never heard of this guy till I became a "X" dub.....

    And all those good little J-dubs have no flippen idea who the hell this freaking guy is while he lay's on his death hosptial bed...real shame

    BTW Gumby, are you not sick of shinning nut sacks yet???..Thought you would have given the sport up by now!!!

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    Gumby, is 'mean, lying, asswipe' (MLA) a recognized medical condition?

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