If you use the words Dub, Dubby, or JW, you are an Apostate.
Jeff Foxworthy....You might be an Apostate if.....
If you are not controlled by the borg you are an apostate.
If you HAVE one foot in the grave & realise YOU GOT OLD!!! &m you are having pain,tears,
If you actually believe what JW's taught as little as 12 years, you are an apostate....
If you celebrated your first birthday at 59.
If you thought you'd be struck by lightening when you began questioning the Wt.
I stole this from the other thread.
"If you think C.O.C. has something to do with the Circuit Overseer...You might be a JW!"
If you think C.O.C. has something to do with apostates...you might be an apostate! Corrosion of Conformity. couldn't resist
Going along with the Santa on top of the roof, If you decorate a kingdom hall with battery operated christmas lights and LOTS of tinsel, you are an apostate! (Did that once!)
If you have the HLC thrown out of a hospital- twice, you are an apostate! (DID that, too!)
If you own a library card . . . you are going to be an apostate!
If you go to your Bible to find the answer to a bible question instead of the Watchtower... you are an apostate!!
If you think Raymond Franz is anything other than another Jim Jones...you might be an apsotate!
If you Google "Jehovah's Witnesses" - and actually check out the links - you will be an apostate.
If you can correctly explain the blood policy of Jehovah's Witnesses, you are an apostate.