"If your first Christmas ornamate at age 39 says: "Baby's 1st Christmas"...You might be an apostate!"
L.L.
Jeff Foxworthy....You might be an Apostate if.....
by Lady Liberty 41 Replies latest jw friends
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Arthur
If you have Zion's Watchtowers and a beard; you might be an apostate.
If you have pictures of J.F. Rutheford stored on your hard drive; you might be an apostate.
If you actually understand the 1914 doctrine; you are absolutely an apostate.
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Lady Liberty
"If your husband has never seen the tops of your knees until now ...you might be a Apostate!"
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Arthur
If your license plate reads: WHY1914, you might be an apostate.
If you say too many nice things about Jesus . . . you might be an apostate
If you own a library card . . . you are going to be an apostate!
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Lady Liberty
"If your 46 years old and just now starting a career, you might be an apostate!"
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catbert
If you are 19 and going off to college, you will soon be an Apostate!
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Lady Liberty
"If you are just now coming to the realization that you are gonna get old and die...You might be an Apostate!"
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Lady Liberty
"If you can't live without JWD..You might be an apostate!"
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Lady Liberty
"If you have a strong urge to put Santa and his reign deer on top of the Kingdom Hall...you might be an Apostate!"
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catbert
If you type the name "Noah" into the google search box, you may soon be an Apostate!