Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if.... (page 5)

mouthy

If you sit in a car full of JWS & watch a church burn down & laugh ( actually happened.

jayhawk1

I don't know if this has been said yet,

If you are having a bible study and you read a magazine instead of the bible, you might be a JW.

crazyblondeb

Is this another thread, or am I imagining that I posted already????

I just realized I was having a blonde moment. I had to delete what I posted. Wrong thread!!

juni

You guys/gals have covered so many things already.

How about you know you're a JW if: you have your eye on an expensive home that you and your family will inhabit after God's war.

you're a JW if: a proper tip includes a piece of literature

Juni

lovelylil

If you have a phobia of little blue men (smurfs) - you might be a JW.

If you are in fear of falling asleep with the t.v. on cuz Satan may come thru it and possess you - you might be a JW

If you run away in fear from a magician with a top hat and magic stick - you might be a jw.

If you didnt allow your kids to watch the Smurfs or "the Witch" or anything about any other religion. if you carried a small piece of paper with
not homes
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back call
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juni

Hi Grace!

You seem to be feeling pretty chipper! That's great.

hugs,

Juni

Forscher

If you think that a doobie is a type of dog . . . you might be a JW

If you piss your pants/panties in fear everytime a janitor says "may I have a word with you?" You may be a JW!
If you think that one hour a week in a religious speech class for ten years is superior to a university education... you might be a JW.
If the word "mother" means twelve old men in Brooklynn to you... you might be a JW.
Forscher

juni

If the word "mother" means twelve old men in Brooklynn to you... you might be a JW.

Very good Forscher!!

Gilberto

...you feel smug when thousands die in an earthquake

Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if....

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