Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if....

by Lady Liberty 59 Replies latest jw friends

  • moanzy

    If you are released from the hospital the same day as you give birth and you make it to the meeting, you are probably a JW.,


  • wonderwoman

    Arthur you crack me up.

  • Lady Liberty
    Lady Liberty

    "If you think C.O.C. has something to do with the Circuit Overseer...You might be a JW!"

  • CyrusThePersian

    ...If you have a closet full of suits and ties but make a living as a janitor, you might be a JW!

  • Undecided

    If you let 12 old men control your life you might be a JW.

    Ken P.

  • loli

    If Thursday in field service, you burst a blood vessel in your head because you dogmatically argued a scripture, then Friday at the District Convention you learn that the same passage's interpretation has been changed due to "new light" and you say, "Okay", you might be a JW.

  • DanTheMan

    You might be a JW if you've ever found yourself mopping a floor while wearing a coat and tie.

  • moshe

    If you are the only people in McDonalds wearing dress clothes on Saturday morning at 10:30AM, you might be a JW

  • fullofdoubtnow

    You walk around knocking on peoples doors on a Saturday morning with a forced grin on your face.

  • AuldSoul

    If you have ever quit a job so you wouldn't miss a Friday morning voice-over pantomime about Job, you might be a JW.

    If your car has a nice view of the road through the rust holes in the floor but you still feel proud because you spend 70 hours a month preaching, you're probably a JW.

    If you feel the urge to ask a janitor or a window-washer whether it would be okay to watch a certain movie or read a certain book, you just might be a JW.

    If you have ever tearfully confessed some sin to a janitor or window-washer, odds are, you're a JW.

    If you have ever played the "'New Light' card" in a debate about Bible doctrine, you are probably a JW.

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