Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if.... (page 3)

moanzy

If you are released from the hospital the same day as you give birth and you make it to the meeting, you are probably a JW.,

Moanzy

Lady Liberty

"If you think C.O.C. has something to do with the Circuit Overseer...You might be a JW!"

CyrusThePersian

...If you have a closet full of suits and ties but make a living as a janitor, you might be a JW!

Undecided

If you let 12 old men control your life you might be a JW.

Ken P.

If Thursday in field service, you burst a blood vessel in your head because you dogmatically argued a scripture, then Friday at the District Convention you learn that the same passage's interpretation has been changed due to "new light" and you say, "Okay", you might be a JW.

DanTheMan

You might be a JW if you've ever found yourself mopping a floor while wearing a coat and tie.

moshe

If you are the only people in McDonalds wearing dress clothes on Saturday morning at 10:30AM, you might be a JW

fullofdoubtnow

You walk around knocking on peoples doors on a Saturday morning with a forced grin on your face.

AuldSoul

If you have ever quit a job so you wouldn't miss a Friday morning voice-over pantomime about Job, you might be a JW.

If your car has a nice view of the road through the rust holes in the floor but you still feel proud because you spend 70 hours a month preaching, you're probably a JW.

If you feel the urge to ask a janitor or a window-washer whether it would be okay to watch a certain movie or read a certain book, you just might be a JW.

If you have ever tearfully confessed some sin to a janitor or window-washer, odds are, you're a JW.

If you have ever played the "'New Light' card" in a debate about Bible doctrine, you are probably a JW.

Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if....