Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if.... (page 2)

If you've ever accepted a Christmas gift, but never gave one...you might be a JW.

If you've gone through your record collection playing music backwards trying to find "backwards masking"...you might be a JW.

If you think that a doobie is a type of dog . . . you might be a JW

If you've ever gone to Dodger Stadium in a suit and tie . . . you might be a JW

If you have book markers that have scriptures on them . . . you might be a JW

"If you have the tendancy to underline everything you read...You might be a JW".

If you like to be part of the gossip chain...you might be a JW.

"If your weekend plans always include visits to laundrymats you might be a JW!"

If you think the word denial means a river in Egypt, you may be a JW

If you need Prozac to keep you in "Spiritual Paradise", you might be a JW!!

"If you think Cognizant Dissidence is the name of a alcoholic drink...You might be a JW!"

"If you bought your car because it had 4 doors..You might be a JW!"

Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if....