Major Organization Announcement In October (page 2)

juni

Don't worry we will have this mess straightened out with in six months

That is soooo funny troubled mind! But..... remember how quickly the sisters could get the groups organized and started in the territory when the brothers were still standing there smiling? They had a hard time making up their minds so we sisters would say this is ridiculous and people are watching us idiots so we had better get this resolved. And away we'd go.

With all due respect to you former brothers of course. You tried hard! lol And not all of you were like this. But you must agree - the women are a mighty army!

Juni

Juni, the elders in my kh would probably love to have a meeting with that as the topic!

That is so true Marion! And they'd NEVER run out of ideas. Juni

drew sagan

I thought the new announcement was that JWs are now to hang out with Born Again Christians because they are 'cooler'. At least that's what I got from their special edition 'creationism' Awake! magazine.

AK - Jeff

Arthur - you are indeed a 'crack'. Of what sort I cannot state here. [just kidding]

My guess;

All Elders will no undergo a semi-annual physical, corresponding with the visit of the CO, to assure that anal-retentive types only maintain such sacred status in the organization. The orafix inspection responsibilites will rotate annually among the elders.

Jeff

mouthy

the women are a LARGE army! NO skinny ones allowed (

OpenFireGlass

The only males in power positions will be Open Fire Glass - Entertainment chairman .... and Dansk - moderator of OFG just cause he is so nice to Claire and we like him .

I'm so flattered... did you ladies vote on this? or was it handed down by the FDS?

Dansk, what will it take to keep you turning a blind eye?

troubled mind

OFG-- Us ladies discussed it in the restroom around a can of FDS , and the vote was sprayed on the mirror .

Sunspot

Us ladies discussed it in the restroom around a can of FDS , and the vote was sprayed on the mirror

That was cute!

kerj2leev

That is soooo funny troubled mind! But..... remember how quickly the sisters could get the groups organized and started in the territory when the brothers were still standing there smiling? They had a hard time making up their minds so we sisters would say this is ridiculous and people are watching us idiots so we had better get this resolved. And away we'd go

It didn't matter, even if we did organize the groups efficiently, they were all changed before we got out the door!!!

zagor

Actually one very real possibility is that mother-borg bans usage of Internet altogether and makes it disfellowshipping offence ... not too hard to imagine, is it ?

Of course, main reason would be snare of pornography (in translation x-jw sites)

Out of truly realistic scenarios, (not including ban on marital sex, etc) this sounds very plausible one to me

blondie

If that is the case, I can think of 30 JWs off hand that will have to get new jobs. Are the elders going to be making spot checks of your home without notice?

Major Organization Announcement In October

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