I don't know about you, but I am getting a little tired of all of the threads that speculate what the "major announcement" is going to be. So, I figured we could have some fun with this one. Why don't we all tap into our "inner smartass" and make up an announcement.
Here are my top 5 guesses as to what the announcement will be:
1) Ted Jaracz has been disfellowshipped for having had a secret love affair with Leo Greenless.
2) The King of the North has now been identified as Iceland.
3) There will be 4,371 changes made to the New World Translation. All of the new verses will be printed in a special 150 page Kingdom Ministry.
4) The 2007 Convention theme will be: Deliverance - Much Closer at Hand.
5) Oral sex between married couples is now allowed, but the wife must wear a head covering.
What are your guesses?