Open Letter To The Society

by Outaservice 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    Dear Brothers,

    You might want to consider this letter in the 'Questions From Readers' section of THE WATCHTOWER.

    My question is this: I would like to join the Catholic Church and at the same time keep my standing and position in the congregation! Can I do this?

    The reason being is that I have heard that the Vatican has a very good and complete library which I would like to avail myself of. I would of course have to refrain from criticizing Catholics and speak well of them, but the benefits are obvious.

    Thank you for your prompt reply.

    Brother Outaservice

  • sspo
    sspo

    Hey I like that, it would be interesting to see what their response would be.

    Don't forget no one can DF the GB. They have immunity since they belong to a differnt kingdom.

  • HoChiMin
    HoChiMin

    "Answering in behalf of the WTS"

    You pissant only we can do that.

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    Very funny Outaservice.

    You'd give the boe a collective heart attack if you sent that, then when they'd recovered they would be round in force to see you, followed by a jc and a df'ing if you were serious.

  • serendipity
    serendipity

    [email protected] of service. Share a copy of that with your elders, why don't you.

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    I wish I had thought of that. I think the Mormons have extensive geneology references in Utah? If I wanted to know all there is to know about my family history, wouldn't it be great to have access to their records? Maybe that could be a secondary question to your Catholic Library question.

  • Dansk
    Dansk
    You might want to consider this letter in the 'Questions From Readers' section of THE WATCHTOWER.

    No chance. Everyone knows 'Questions from Readers' are written by Brooklyn itself. I mean, they can't afford to have questions they can't answer! They don't even do a good job of those they think they can answer!

    Ian

  • Flash
    Flash

    The reason being is that I have heard that the Vatican has a very good and complete library which I would like to avail myself of.

    I would of course have to refrain from criticizing Catholics and speak well of them,

    but the benefits are obvious.

    He SHOOTS! ...He SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • done4good
    done4good

    This is a good one!

    j

  • Inquisitor
    Inquisitor

    Nice one, outaservice!!

    More out of curiosity than an expectation of apostate victory: Will you actually be sending this letter to Bethel? The local BOE?

    INQ

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