God, I've always wanted to know, do you watch people when they're . . you know, doing it?
message from God
"""""Same goes for survivors of accidents. Saying I was looking after you means I did not care about the other less fortunate ones. So much for a God who cares for everyone!"""" Ditto God, that is the same thing I have always suspected... Hey Outlaw.... only after 6 beers???? Dude, it hppens to me after only 2 beers!!!!
Chuckie - I couldn't give a rats rectum about oscars or logies however I did help out Queensland in the last state of origin game!.
Nicolaou - YES!! Only in the missionary position in future please.
MissPeaches - I will see what I can do in the future.
Any other queries before I shut up for another 2000 years? remember my email address is [email protected]
I thought you must have helped Qld win the State of Origin, they wouldnt have won without your help!
By the way Yahweh, where on the coast are you hanging out?
Please don't go God! Please stay and play...
um... um... what about... can you get Chuckie off the boat? Can you perform a miracle and get a new employee out there?
Of course, you being God will understand what misspeaches means, but for everyone else...
Next Wednesday I was due to get off the boat I have been working/stuck on for the past 42 days. Anyway, Ive found out that my replacement isnt turning up and Im stuck out here for a few more days. This screws everything up because I was meant to be spending 6 days in Thailand on my way back to Australia, and a mate was flying to Thailand to meet up with me there.
I havent had a beer in 6 weeks, Im NOT HAPPY!!!
God how do you pronounce your name. Is it pronounced Yah-Weigh or is it Joe-Hoe-Vah? Also, what happened to your wife Asherah? Why don't we hear from her anymore?
Chuckie - I am staying at Hope Island this time. Holidaying incognito is fun. I was aware of your dilemma on the ship. While I could intervene I decided to help you learn patience. Also, there is far too much bad temptations in Thailand.
Jayhawk1 - A common question. Actually my name has been been a mystery for ever. If you wish to post a prayer to me just address it to G. Hova. C/O Plaides, Heaven. I try not to open spam prayers, but sometimes they still get through.
I have not decided if I will assist the Broncos tonight against the Bulldogs. For my Son's sake, they certainly need my help!. If they win tonight it will be because I bent my rule about not helping sports teams.
I just have one question. Why did you give us men nipples?