Third time lucky! I am on holiday on the Gold Coast. Here is my full message
I have been silent for nearly 2000 years but it is time to set the record straight. I am tired of people using my
name to justify killing one another. For my son’s sake, if I wanted people destroyed I am quite capable of doing it myself. Look at the first chapters of my only best seller to confirm that. There was climate change in the days of Noah but no water shortage. Please, stop going around giving me a bad name by blowing each other up or invading counties and saying you are doing my will.
This leads me to another thing that is getting under my skin (in a figurative sense). I don’t take sides in sporting events. For St Peter’s sake I have a universe to run, do you think I have time to make sure your team wins? Thanking me when you win only makes me look biased. Same goes for survivors of accidents. Saying I was looking after you means I did not care about the other less fortunate ones. So much for a God who cares for everyone! Also, when someone dies don’t say I needed another angel in heaven. If you believe I created the universe don’t you think that, if I needed another angel, I couldn’t just make one?
Lastly, those of you who go around saying the end of the world is near or deliverance is near, give me a break. I sent my son down to talk with you a long time ago and he made it clear that the end would come as a ‘thief in the night’. By definition that means you don’t know when the end will come. Please stop second guessing me. I have noticed that religions are getting very rich using my name amassing huge real estate portfolios. How about selling some of your assets and help the poor around the world? Remember, when I do come to judge you it will be for your actions not your assets.
I hope this short message does the trick and you stop killing and start loving. You don’t want me to come down there!