the CEO of Target, actually spoke to him, shook his hand, made him laugh
and you made me laugh too Richie - not sure I can beat you for mediocre - but here we go! (BTW I doubt any AMericans will know any of these and I guarantee every Brit will!)
Larry Grayson (of the Generation Game) opened a shop in the Arcade at Melton Mowbray and I got his autograph when I was 11 - he sung Nina, Nina Pretty Ballerina to me when I told him my name.
Sean Maguire from Eastenders had his agent come and ask me if I wanted to "party" in his suite at a the Reno in Vegas
Floella Benjamin came into the garage I worked at as did Gareth Hunt (Nescafe Coffee man and Actor from something like the Avengers) and Trev out of Trev and Simon childrens tv presenter and comedian. I spoke to Jason Connery - Sean's son - on the phone at same garage when his car was being repaired - they are all Volvo drivers!
I got drunk two nights running with bestselling authors Mark Billingham, Simon Kernick and Richard Burke and Stella Duffy in Yorke at a writers festival where I also met Val McDermid and Karin Slaughter
Nicky Campbell watchdog presenter and radio DJ for Radio 5 got on the same plane as me to Scotland.
I saw what I thought was the famous TV chef Anthony Worrall Thompson recently recording some TV programe on Esher High Street and yelled out his name. Mr C grabbed my arm and swiftly moved me round the corner and hissed - "thats not Wozza that effin Gordon Ramsey!"
And that's my lot I think!