my mom is a witness extremist (al-qaedawitness) ... she will strap on to herself breathalyzers and use them on me at a hint of booze.
she thinks that drinking one beer is being drunk/an alcoholic.
If she turns me in that will be great. I have thought how she would react to my disfellowshipping. I guess it would not be so bad after all. Getting dfed for boozing is not as bad as getting dfed for turning people away from the matrix.
anyway - bottoms up.
I need a pic of rudaford taking a sip so i can show her.
My momma is so ....damn never mind. I'll regret it.