You couldn't hand out invitations to a wedding or a shower at any meetings
A man and woman weren't allowed to drive to meeting or service together alone (they might start screwing)
You couldn't work out at the YMCA.....(but as I argued, you could go to a hospital.....all of which were associated with churches)
A servant would be removed for watching a rated R movie
No denim skirts or dresses allowed
One 'brother' was removed from the baptismal pool because the CO thought he was too fat. The irony? The 'brother' giving the talk was even fatter.
Elders could golf with worldly customers/employees....but their kids couldn't play school sports
But I have to say, they all pail in comparison to my current favorite:
Sparlock and playing with magic toys means you cannot be God's friend......however, you can spend a family vacation at the Magic Kingdom known as Disneyland.
Its all so surreal...........